




LIGHTen UP with The Cigar Guys
July 1997
Well, what do you think? In a contest that ran longer than Bill Clinton's nominating speech for Michael Dukakis (Remember him?), we finally settled on a title that we felt captured the essence of our column. Three "Cuban Handmades" from the New York City shop of Alvis Sanchez are on their way to Marcus in a mailing tube recycled from ZAS Cigars. (Remember them?) We had planned to ask Ed McMahn and the Prize Patrol to make the delivery but we didn't want to get Marcus too excited.
Marcus is from San Diego and started smoking cigars after receiving some as a Christmas gift. His favorite cigar is a Hoyo de Monterrey. (Good Cigar, Good price. Try the Excalibur.) Marcus enjoys surfing and is working on a Master's Degree in Education. He sounds like a bright, young man who appreciates a good time and a good cigar.
Marcus's winning entry barely edged out Three Guys Who Smoke Lots of Cigars and Write About Them which was submitted by Fred from Altamonte Springs. Sorry Fred. Close, but no cigar -- literally.
The most humbling title came from Rick J. who submitted The Humordor - Where The Cigars Are Fresher Than The Material. Rick is banned form the column for two months.
With the new name in place, it's time to move forward. Before we bring you up to date on how we're frittering away our spare time, here are some quick reviews including several from the cruise:
The owner had a poster of Tom Berenger on the wall and we inquired as to its significance. He told us that he had been in a made-for-TV movie with Tom called "The Rough Riders" and he planned to produce a Rough Rider cigar as well as Rough Rider Beer. He showed us mock ups of the bands and labels. Both featured crossed sabers. The two part movie is scheduled to be shown on the TNT Network on Sunday July 20 and Monday July 21. The beer and cigars should debut around the same time. Look for our review of all three. Let's hope our new friend doesn't wind up on the cutting room floor.
After we amused ourselves locally, we headed down to Atlantic City for a weekend at Harrah's Casino and Hotel. They were running a nifty promotion. If you signed up for a Harrah's Gold Card, they would refund half of your losses (up to $100.00) for your first hour of slot play. Unfortunately, the same deal did not apply to the crap tables. Remember those Don Pablos that we bought at Las Vegas and were saving for a winning session? We still have them. Bill is a sucker for the Hard Four.
Harrah's lets you smoke at most tables, Most of the high rollers were smoking Cohibas. Some were even passing them out to others. We saw more Cohibas in Atlantic City than we did in the Caribbean. Our table had no high rollers. Someone offered each of us an Optimo. We politely declined.
Trump's Taj Mahal features a new cigar store with a decent selection of premiums. Its prices are so high, however, that only The Donald can afford to shop there. As in Las Vegas, buy your cigars outside the casinos and save your money for the crap tables. With their $10.00 minimums, your money will go fast enough.
Our comps for the weekend – a half priced seafood buffet and a free show for four. The wives thought we paid for the tickets and thanked us for being so thoughtful. What can we say? There was no point in telling the wives that we earned the tickets by pissing away the grocery money.
It just doesn't get any better than this.
The Cigar GuysPS Thanks to everyone who sent in an entry. The suggestions were great and so were the comments. Also, good luck to Marcus with his studies.

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